Revolution!

Would you let Donald Trump decide your new hairstyle? Would you let him critique your coif, your luxurious mane? I remind you he looks like this:

Then why do you let any of the E! channel fashion editors like Cojo or Christian Siriano tell you about fashion?

Obviously something is working for them, because they’re still winning fashion design shows, appearing on national TV, and generally being considered highly reputable correspondents. But one has had the same ladies’ haircut since 1978, the other is apparently an emo-fabulous Harry Potter. But oh, you will see them after any awards show, judging what other people are wearing, how they’ve done their hair, and the accessories they’ve chosen. Yet these men have never worn a single thing in their lives that wouldn’t result in a thorough mocking in the real world.

These are the same people who tell us Kate Moss is hot, think quiffs look good, tell us Renée Zellweger looks best skinny, and judge how good everything looks by how up to date it is with recent trends rather than how it looks on someone. Oh, and they said Robert Downey Jr looked bad at the Golden globes. So what do they know?

It’s time we rise up against fashion editors who demonstrate they have no taste with everything they wear on camera. The emperor is naked, and I say we replace him with Iron Man!

Alternately, me. I don’t mind sitting around on camera and being snarky, and I know I’m not stylish!