Sometimes, this job is really, really easy.

Not an SIW ad!
Sexy singles? Really? Her?

Sometimes, I don’t have to say a lot about something. This is one of those times. Everything is wrong with this picture. Puckered lips, an overall attitude of “You’re only worth my time if you buy me Prada”, bad bleach, orange spray-tan (possibly to cover the sores), a shirt that manages to clash against every color she’s applied to herself but does a great job showing off the implants, and freakish white eyeshadow to make her resemble a clownfish when the orange skin and stripes don’t do it alone.

Just because I don’t have to say it doesn’t mean I won’t, okay? If this is what they’re offering, I think this beggar can be a chooser.

I found this ad, by the way, on Facebook, served up by MySpace’s ad system. There’s a great irony there, and I think an amusing statement about just what MySpace is about.

By the way, the Japanese have been doing this for a long time now. Their guidos have already been combined with ravers, and I present you with a glimpse of the future. It’s called ganguro.

Enjoy.

Japanese kissyface. No thanks, I don't like herpes. Yes, this is real, and yes, there's more than one. I think it's a phone. I'm not sure.
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3 comments ↓

#1 Cosey on 03.17.09 at 9:18 pm

I have to say women like that make me sick! I am very proud to be a woman, but it is females like her that make women look stupid. These dating sites are such a joke, how are you ever going to find a quality person to meet if that is what is being offered? Oh, that is right you won’t, you will just have one cheap night that is not worth it because who knows what she has. LOL Glad I am not the only one who sees the down fall to these idiotic sites.

#2 Bill Evans on 08.17.09 at 5:55 am

And just according to what do you know that pictured person is not quality person?

#3 Zeke on 08.17.09 at 6:58 am

Oh, you know, everything mentioned in the article, basically. The fact she’s orange alone could do it.

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