Entries from April 2009 ↓

I don’t know who decided, back in the Geocities and Tripod days, that the best way to sell a mortgage refinance or insurance was with aliens and dancing silhouettes, but I want to travel back in time and punch him in the balls until he dies.

I suspect I’m not the only person who feels this way, since the economy has gotten bad enough these ads are showing up on respectable websites. I hate this person like I hate the people who invented pop-up ads. But not as much as pop-under ads.

They taste funny.

Like pool water.

Fuck you.

You lost.

What kind of jackass spends six months after an election in court, just to block the winner from taking his rightful seat in the senate and serving the people who elected him?

Oh, right, the kind who never actually cared about the people he was elected to represent.

Die in a fire,
Everyone.