This is why I hate “businessmen.”

Seeking an experienced individual with excellent writing and research skills to assist in the preparation of an e-business plan. E-business, E-Learning and sports experience helpful.

Because they think this sort of thing means anything, and is relevant.

Also, because they can’t decide on capitalization.

How about you go E-fuck yourself, because you don’t know what you’re E-talking about? Aside from e-mail, which actually has a meaning still, E is just another meaningless prefix that’s out of date.

Clearly, they need to hire people to prepare in an iBusiness plan, persons with iBusiness and iLearning experience. Information superhighway experience on the world wide web a bonus!

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#1 Senator Charlotte on 01.13.12 at 9:45 am

I found this posting (and this website) by Scroogleing “I hate businessmen.” Which I do, for every reason and no reason at all.
Your post reminded me of my struggles as a cubicle rat, trying to convince the SlaveBoss to stop using jargon like “deliverables,” “functionality,” “e-solutions,” etc. A “solution,” I informed him, is the juice you soak your contact lenses in. And that’s ALL it is (unless you’re Sherlock Holmes.)
Anyway, thanks for your posting and your opinions.

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