This shouldn’t require saying, but apparently it does. Sarah Palin has big hair. Isn’t that enough evidence it’s bad?
I’ve seen a commercial for a product called “Bumpits,” a “hair volumizer.” And they even have pictures likely not using their product. They’re the ones here in the pink frames!
Volume is alright, but this is making your head look mutated. That’s all. This applies to quiffs, of course. Simple is better with hair.
Tomorrow, we discuss how the mexican and redneck (or the combination hereby called rednexicans) women need to stop shaving their eyebrows and drawing on new ones with sharpies.
“My brain is swollen.”
“My head never regained its shape after I was born.”
“My brain was trying to escape, so I tied it down with my hair.
“I wanted to look like Nefertiti!”
“My mom and I love Bumpits!”
“Palin for pres in 2010!”
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Extra points for the use of rednexican!
I’d been trying to figure out where to work that one in. That seemed like a good place.
This is just so funny. A young friend just bought a plastic hair thingamajig to make her hair poof up on top. How retro. Doesn’t anyone remember the hair of the 60s?
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