What I’d like Barack to say.

“Fuck the haters.”

I think he’d get the votes of damn near anyone under 30 who isn’t a Teabagger. That was, really, the basic intent of today’s speech he gave, and it was a good one.

But he’s the first president to really take advantage of new media. He’s the first one in touch with Gen X and under. He’s the first one who didn’t have some sort of involvement in Vietnam.

So I say take another step forward, be presidential, be confident, be bold, and say “Fuck the haters”, and walk off. Up to the podium, “Ladies and gentlemen, fuck the haters.” Better, do it on a real stage. Walk out under the arch, “fuck the haters”, walk off, close the grand.

Sure some older conservatives people will be offended, but how many of them were voting for him anyway? I say keep the youth vote enthusiastic!

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