April Fools from my stomach

7pm-Delicious Cajun wings

8pm-Feelin’ pretty good

9pm-Still feelin’ pretty good

10pm-A little tired

11pm-Feeling a little overfly full, go to bed.

12-Sleep

1-Sleep

1:47-Wake up with acid in throat. Get up, take antacid. Sip Purplesaurus soda.

1:49-Hug toilet, heave six times. Three full, two halfers, one dry.

1:59-Stomach is emptied of more contents than it can actually hold, and I’m pretty sure my intestines joined in the act. Still tells me “hahaha, oh I feel so overstuffed here!”

Not funny, digestive tract. NOT. FUNNY. I didn’t even eat that many wings, I don’t know where you came up with those or the corn.