You know, I wasn’t sure what I’d post today.

Not an SIW ad!

It’s not that self-insert books are rare, self-insert fanfic is common, and lots of companies make audiobooks with someone’s name as the main character.

This, though…they have at least two vampire books. I’m guessing somewhere around ten, in reality. When did vampires get ruined, again? I know there was the original movie jump from terrifying demonic things to charming evil, but when did they become the omnipotent heroes who can do anything but they’re GENTLE WITH ME OMG SO PERFECT?

Is this even necessary, really? Isn’t the whole thing about Twilight that Bella is so completely personalityless (and Edward and Jacob for that matter), that you simply step right into her shoes? Even her name is just a term of endearment.

God damn it.