Dorai the Explorer

No, that’s not a typo.

That’s what I just heard on the commercial for the Maricopa County Fair. “Meet Dorai in person!” it says, while showing a giant foam rubber suit Dora. Or maybe it’s not. This is Arizona, dirt poor and stupid.

I can’t tell if someone just didn’t do the research, they were too cheap to rerecord, or they didn’t want to pay for an actual Dora the Explorer appearance, so have gone with a similar but legally distinct version. Either way, my head, it meets the desk.