Attention adolescent boys

Yes, you. With the Bieber cut. Or the feathered hair helmet. It’s girl hair from the 60s and 70s. I know it’s very popular right now, and you think you look so great with your sassy bangs and all, but there it is. You’ve got the haircut of a little girl. Your emo-hipster style is just missing the pink bow.

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#1 Carmen Pérez on 05.24.10 at 7:09 pm

They look like boys. Boys from the ’70s. I was saying to the professor the other night that the current crew reminds me of David Cassidy, Shaun Cassidy, and then she threw in Leif Garrett. For example, see Shaun here: http://www.celebritynooz.com/Shaun_Cassidy.aspx and half brother David here: http://davihspeaks.blogspot.com/2010/02/will-real-david-cassidy-please-stand-up.html

But this begs the question. What the fuck is wrong with a boy looking like a girl? Do you think there’s something wrong with a person who straddles the gender line, or exhibits traits of both genders?

Boys and men who exhibit feminine characteristics get the shit beaten out of them, are taunted and humiliated, etc. Leave Justin Bieber the fuck alone already and quit contributing to the atmosphere that creates gender-based stereotyping, humiliation and violence.

I say this as a friend :-)

#2 Zeke on 05.24.10 at 7:13 pm

They’re allowed, really. I just think they look ridiculous. I think it was put best as describing Bieber as having a Linda Evangelista haircut.

Granted even if the hair helmet was entirely a new thing, it’d be a “dude, no” from me! Both for looking all kinds of ridiculous and because of the adolescent boy attitude that comes with it.

#3 Carmen on 05.26.10 at 7:11 am

I hear ya on the attitude. Bieber was on Ellen, and young fans were screaming when he came on stage. He turned to the audience and said, real smooth, “Whassup, girls.” As I laughed out loud, more screaming ensued. Crazy kids. I hope he’s not on heroin in 10 or 15 years, as so often happens.

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