If you ever think…

…”Huh. My pants feel odd tonight”, you should trust your instincts and not wear them.

Upon noticing my jeans felt a little tight and and the material felt a little off, I decided I’d best check the range of motion. I did some stretches in a few different directions, a few squats, and things seemed okay.

Upon climbing into my jeep, the crotch ripped open. I suspect my stretches did the last of the weakening the denim had to go, but it’s probably fortunate. Had it been any, the IHOP trip would have ended in teabagging and shame.

The lesson here-Do a few high kicks if your pants feel funny. Better to rip them now than in public!