Sometimes food is illogical.

Especially ice cream bars.

Ice cream itself, it’s worth it to pay a little extra for the good stuff. No doubt there, get the Haagen Dazs or the Ben and Jerry’s. Even for plain ol’ vanilla, we know it’s best.

Ice cream bars, however, are best dirt cheap. Why I don’t know, but I’ve been through a few expensive ones this summer, and a few cheap ones. Turns out the Arctic Blasters are superior every time. Plain flavors, orange cream pops, chocolate eclair, always best, and with the coatings that don’t fall off randomly in large chunks.

I’m told this applies to pork rinds as well.