“When cougars die young”

Yes, that’s a real sentence fragment spoken on my local Fox Affiliate. “When cougars die young, what happens to their men?”

First off, CAN cougars even die young? I thought the point was that you were, at minimum, middle age, if not old.

Second, well, their men are in their 20s or so. So either they get jobs or they get new cougars.

The real question is what happens when cougars die old or dump their now 30 year old man? Now that’s a guy to worry about.