I think I’ve invented a drink.

I’ve looked around and not found it mentioned anywhere, possibly for being a rather difficult combination to whip up most places you could. But effectively, it’s a mocha with a black or white russian, as you prefer. And I call it a Kremlin Joe. It’s pretty awesome! I’ll make some detailed measurements here shortly, once I experiment and work them out a bit better.

Of course, the challenge becomes obvious. Most coffee houses won’t have vodka, and most bars/pubs aren’t going to have espresso machines or a french press. They may have some canned espresso, perhaps, but not Starbucks, as this drink should not taste burnt.