Phone walkin’

I know of at least two people who do it. Myself, and a friend of mine. Do you?

If you do, you already know what I mean. If you don’t, then you’ve never started walking around the house when you pick up the phone to talk to a friend. You’ve never been driven for no clear reason to move about the area while speaking. Your lizard brain doesn’t declare “I can hear but not see my friend! But they’re over to the right, somewhere, I must look!” You have, in fact, successfully adapted to the 21st century, or even the latter ends of the 20th when cordless phones become widely available.

If such is the case, congratulations, and please move. I’m on the phone and I’m coming through.