Ow.

If I’m going to get intestinal cramps, I should at least eat something to cause them. I’m sittin’ here with a case of the Cam’rons for no good reason. Didn’t eat an entire box of macaroni and cheese, didn’t fill my gullet with potato chips, didn’t eat an entire loaf of spicy jalapeno bread.

But nope. For no reason, I’ll be sittin’ on the toilet instead of sleeping.

Pain. In. The. Ass.

Well, pain slightly before the ass, actually.