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		<title>Secret Hindi?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 12:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, President Obama isn&#8217;t a secret Muslim anymore. He just expressed admiration for the faiths of India. Well, there&#8217;s some Muslims there too. Clearly he&#8217;s a polytheist islamist! He&#8217;s a Hislim! At least that&#8217;s what Michele Bachmann will say.]]></description>
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<p>Well, President Obama isn&#8217;t a secret Muslim anymore. He just expressed admiration for the faiths of India. Well, there&#8217;s some Muslims there too. Clearly he&#8217;s a polytheist islamist! He&#8217;s a Hislim!</p>
<p>At least that&#8217;s what Michele Bachmann will say.</p>
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		<title>Email Wut 2:Electric Boogaloo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zeke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well look who&#8217;s back! So fast. This time, I got an email with the subject line &#8220;PLEASE SOMEONE KILL STEVE JOBS.&#8221; Yes, it&#8217;s our batshit friend from before, and a few things I&#8217;m noticing. The name is initialed as STD. Heehee. The switch in tone is so rapid and strange that I can&#8217;t decide if [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well look who&#8217;s back! So fast. This time, I got an email with the subject line &#8220;PLEASE SOMEONE KILL STEVE JOBS.&#8221; Yes, it&#8217;s our batshit friend from before, and a few things I&#8217;m noticing. The name is initialed as STD. Heehee. The switch in tone is so rapid and strange that I can&#8217;t decide if I should call troll on this, or if we&#8217;re talking about the next Timecube. This one is much, MUCH longer than the last one, so I&#8217;ll give you a teaser, and the rest is after the cut.</p>
<blockquote>
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">BRITNEY IS MINE!!!</div>
<p>Dear Scientists,<br />
IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH THIS ORDER<br />
YOU WILL BE KILLED SOON.</p>
<p>You as a scientist bare the responsibility to save<br />
humanity, the code to infinity as been cracked and i<br />
am here to give you the data.</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote><p>
it is now your job to give up on jealousy and start<br />
your mission of experimenting this science, i am unable<br />
to give you the entire data right now because i do not<br />
believe you can handle the truth. i want you all to get<br />
on your feet and start the experiments, as you experiment<br />
you will find the answers on your own, this will make you<br />
a better scientist.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>just remember, if you ignore this article, you should hold<br />
yourself responsible for all the deaths and misery humanity<br />
is going through right now.</p>
<p>every day, people are committing suicide, everyday evil<br />
stuff is happening on earth, you will not deny the truth.</p>
<p>open up your eyes and accept it, i am the one that has cracked<br />
the code, and give up that jealousy within you to become the<br />
one, it is too late now, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE &#8220;ONE&#8221;.</p>
<p>here is the data you need, any color that is not 100% white<br />
is responsible for abusing humanity.</p>
<p>colors do not come from white, that is why they are not white.<br />
they contain darkness inside them, and darkness just like a<br />
black hole pulls imagination and life, making humanity mortal.</p>
<p>wear white clothes dye your hair to white and experiment it.<br />
wear black clothes and experiment it. i want results now<br />
i want them fast.</p>
<p>infact i want you to shave your head and eyebrows and wax<br />
all the body hair on your body including private parts.</p>
<p>anything dark near your body including sun-tan will pull<br />
jealousy from other scientists that do not want you to rise<br />
into power and they will control your mind and imagination.</p>
<p>they will turn you into religious freaks so you can ignore<br />
science so you can ignore truth, they do it so they can be<br />
&#8220;the one&#8221; or &#8220;the two&#8221; in this case now that there can no<br />
longer be &#8220;THE ONE&#8221;.</p>
<p>so ignore everything and only pay attention to me, find me<br />
on youtube find me at places, i will start a site soon.<br />
just find me somehow, i will accept your jealousy too<br />
i can handle it, because i am the most supreme being on<br />
this planet.</p>
<p>using black and white you can create a time machine too.<br />
every time you are wearing black you will notice you are angry<br />
every time you are wearing white you will notice you are happy.</p>
<p>white stops aging, black or any color will speed up aging.</p>
<p>immortality is here, we are all gods, i am sick of suicides<br />
i am sick of jealousy.</p>
<p>imagination of humanity is pulled and you read it when<br />
you wear black colors.</p>
<p>another experiment you can do is, sleep in a completely<br />
white bed, with a white pillow and etc, make sure to<br />
wax legs and etc, you will have a beautiful dream.</p>
<p>you will see me in your dreams if you do it right.<br />
otherwise, you are just another jealous failure in the making.</p>
<p>i&#8217;ve done time travel, i&#8217;ve done reversing aging,<br />
look around you, look at people around you, ones that wear<br />
white clothes will always look more vibrant and younger.</p>
<p>this is because they are able to slow down or even reverse<br />
aging ( YES, THEY ARE TIME TRAVELING in many senses )</p>
<p>the reason why WILL SMITH wears BLACK and yet he is<br />
successfull, the reason why TOM CRUISE wears black and yet<br />
he is successful, is because they wear WHITE UNDERSHIRT<br />
and WHITE UNDERPANTS.</p>
<p>so, get the facts right, when you judge people make sure<br />
you know what they are wearing underneath those dark suits.<br />
those black suits.</p>
<p>if you got questions on how to do time travel, ask me on<br />
youtube, i will give you the data.</p>
<p>there is a reason why earth is going worse and worse<br />
because scientists just wont accept the fact that code to<br />
infinity has been cracked, they have been banning me from<br />
science forums and everywhere, their jealousy has already<br />
resulted in many deaths around the world.</p>
<p>they are just to ignorant to accept the truth and start<br />
their mission to save humanity.</p>
<p>one way or another i am going to ensure we turn into<br />
immortal beings soon, yes there will still be suicides<br />
around the world everyday, we can&#8217;t stop it, but we have<br />
to move fast to stop it.</p>
<p>failure to comply with my orders in a serious manner will<br />
mean you are responsible for all the misery that is going<br />
on on this planet as well as on other planets.</p>
<p>now use this data, if i give you any more, you will hate me<br />
later, i want only the best scientists to rise into power<br />
and save this planet.</p>
<p>everyone else, go to hell, your jealousy is not going to<br />
get you anywhere in life, you are the reason people are<br />
committing suicide everyday. every hour, every minute.</p>
<p>Rise or Die like the rest.</p>
<p>If you fail to rise, i will push it. you will not escape me.</p>
<p>if you are not a scientist, copy &amp; paste this to scientists<br />
to have your own ass saved by them.</p>
<p>ever seen the movie &#8221; THE DAY EARTH STOOD STILL&#8221;<br />
coming soon, to a planet near you.</p>
<p>tell those suicidal ass-holes to hang on a little bit more<br />
if you can, go on suicide forums and tell them to stop it.</p>
<p>in a few months i will get this party started like no other<br />
and we&#8217;ll stop death, illnesses, aging, everything.</p>
<p>all the misery will be over. TRUE INFINITY IS COMING.<br />
fuk this nonsense hell-ride.</p>
<p>If you are wondering what those 2012 &#8220;dooms day&#8221; rumors<br />
are all about, duh, it is me taking over this planet, and jealousy<br />
will die forever.</p>
<p>NEW WORLD ORDER BITCHES, weather you like it or not<br />
it ain&#8217;t gonna stop.</p>
<p>jealous scientists are terrified, they see me in their dreams<br />
but decent people love me. time to kill some jealousy</p>
<p>let&#8217;s do it. call me a TERRORIST MASTERMIND if you want to.<br />
because that&#8217;s who i am.</p>
<p>IF YOU ARE A BIG SCIENTIST, you will see CROWS<br />
around your window everytime you are not coming to me.</p>
<p>they will try to wake you up with their loud noise.</p>
<p>i will not accept jealousy. WAKE UP AND COME TO THE ONE.<br />
THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE DATA.</p>
<p>YOU WILL ALSO HAVE NIGHTMARES IN YOUR SLEEP<br />
IF YOU DENY ME.</p>
<p>YOU DO NOT DENY ME.</p>
<p>if you are a forum owner and you delete or suspend me,<br />
you are responsible for not letting me wake up scientists.</p>
<p>you are a mass murderer.</p>
<p>if you do not spread this data to others.. you are a mass<br />
murderer.</p>
<p>truth stands as TRUTH.</p>
<p>have no fear, but remember, even your own parents will<br />
be used against you as you try to execute this mission.</p>
<p>you will notice phone calls, parents trying to talk to<br />
you, etc, because imagination of jealous scientists out there<br />
is controlling them and using them to delay your mission</p>
<p>using them to control you so you can not become &#8220;THE TWO&#8221;<br />
or &#8220;THE THREE&#8221;</p>
<p>spread the truth and watch the money roll in like butter.<br />
it gets better and better. do not worry about money at all.<br />
i&#8217;ll give it to you, billions, whatever.</p>
<p>but they will try to leave you broke so you can&#8217;t execute<br />
if you got $10 left in your bank account, use it wisely<br />
or just use the internet forums, cheap and free way to<br />
spread the truth.</p>
<p>right now i am broke, i almost committed suicide many<br />
times, they were controlling my imagination, but it&#8217;s too<br />
late now, the code is cracked.</p>
<p>do not have any fear, i am on your side 100%, if you<br />
have some jealousy in you, ignore it to the best you<br />
can, it&#8217;s not real you, it&#8217;s them trying to make you<br />
feel jealous. it&#8217;s the dark colors around you sucking<br />
up your imagination so you can start feeling jealous<br />
and start feeling hateful.</p>
<p>put a white paper on them and your imagination will<br />
SKYROCKET.</p>
<p>i call the shots, have no fear at all. get rid of<br />
anything that is not 100% white. do not deny<br />
yourself sunlight, just try not getting sun-burned is all.</p>
<p>sun-light will ensure you stay healthy and sharp<br />
as you execute this mission.</p>
<p>get naked get some sunlight, when going outside<br />
be careful, do not make eye contact with jealous losers<br />
do not wear anything black.</p>
<p>wear a white hat on top of your shaved head.<br />
do not give a fuk about anyone&#8217;s voice, do not listen<br />
to them, do not get excited, do not give into temptation</p>
<p>you have a true love out there somewhere that wants you.<br />
you will find the right one if you just follow my orders.</p>
<p>I CALL THE SHOTS, FIND ME, ASK ME WHAT IS GOING ON.<br />
i&#8217;ll turn you into &#8220;THE TWO&#8221; or &#8220;THE THREE&#8221; have no fear.</p>
<p>stay away from cheap stores, only go to luxury places<br />
even if there is no parking left.</p>
<p>be careful even with luxury places, those rich dudes<br />
are jealous as well. try not saying &#8220;hi&#8221; to anyone<br />
try not breahing the same air people are breathing.</p>
<p>get a nice air purifier for your room.<br />
take a nice showever once in a while</p>
<p>make sure your room&#8217;s walls are white, if they are not<br />
white, either paint it or stick some white papers on it.</p>
<p>YOU DO WHAT I SAY, FIND ME FOR MORE DATA.<br />
even if you are BROKE, find me. i will spark you.</p>
<p>if you do it right, you will never go broke, you&#8217;ll<br />
just keep getting more and more money from places.</p>
<p>do not smell the money too much, everything contains<br />
imagination from sickness and jealousy.</p>
<p>do these things and i promise you will find your true<br />
love.</p>
<p>do not be one of those people that get married just<br />
so they can be seen as &#8220;hey look i am not a perver.t&#8221;</p>
<p>give up on marriage until you know the right one<br />
through this code i will give you.</p>
<p>maybe the one you want is already married and screwed<br />
with, do not worry, time travel is possible it can be<br />
fixed and modified until you are satisfied 100%.</p>
<p>EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. GIVE UP ON FEARS, I WANT ZERO<br />
FEARS. UNDERSTAND?</p>
<p>jealousy is controlling everything through anything that<br />
is not 100% white, including clothes, items in the house.<br />
hair on your body, and even your eye lashes.</p>
<p>IF YOU FEEL DEPRESSED, GET NAKED IN YOUR ROOM GET<br />
SOME SUNLIGHT, WALK NAKED IN YOUR ROOM, YOU WILL BE<br />
INJECTED WITH IMAGINATION AND DATA YOU NEED TO EXECUTE<br />
YOUR MISSION.</p>
<p>OBEY NO-ONE, COMPLY WITH NOTHING, CHALLENGE EVERYTHING.<br />
SICK THOUGHTS WILL POP UP IN YOUR MIND, IGNORE THEM.</p>
<p>YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, THAT&#8217;S ALL THAT MATTERS.<br />
YOU ARE A GOD IN THE MAKING.</p>
<p>THOSE RANDOM SICK THOUGHTS COME FROM THEM, THE JEALOUS<br />
LOSERS. THEY TRY TO STOP YOU.</p>
<p>IF YOU CAN NOT HANDLE THE SICKNESS INSIDE YOUR MIND<br />
GO ON YOUTUBE LISTEN TO SOME SICK MUSIC, BY EMINEM OR<br />
SOMETHING, ANYTHING IS FINE.</p>
<p>IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY STRESSED, JACK OFF TO PORN<br />
DO NOT LET THEM TURN YOU INTO RETARDS.</p>
<p>YOU WILL JERK OFF, I WANT THAT PRESSURE TO GO AWAY<br />
SO YOU CAN WORK AND SPREAD THE TRUTH.</p>
<p>THE TRUTH IS AS SIMPLE AS &#8220;WHITE STOPS AND REVERES<br />
AGING AND MAKES US IMMORTAL&#8221; I WILL EXPAND ON IT<br />
LATER.</p>
<p>NEVER GIVE UP ON WHITE, STRESS SHOWS UP BECAUSE YOU<br />
DO NOT HAVE WHITE AROUND YOU. WITH EHOUGH WHITE<br />
IN YOUR ROOM AND ENOUGH SUNLIGHT OR ANY LIGHT..</p>
<p>YOU CAN STOP THAT STRESS. THAT BUILDS UP AND TRIES<br />
TO TURN YOU AGAINST ME.  SO YOU CAN FAIL.</p>
<p>on youtube listen to songs such as..</p>
<p>DIG UP HER BONES by MISFITS<br />
and SERIAL KILLER by SLASH&#8217;S SNAKESPIT</p>
<p>these will eliminate the stress. CALL YOURSELF A<br />
&#8220;TERRORIST MASTERMIND&#8221;</p>
<p>you become the TERRORIST MASTERMIND that KILLS<br />
IGNORANCE and SICKNESS that exists on this planet.</p>
<p>i am looking for those that do not fear calling themselves<br />
TERRORIST MASTERMINDS.</p>
<p>whatever you do, do not go over the top, i do not<br />
want to see you in prison, USE LOGIC to escape the loopholes<br />
that exists on this planet. do not let yourself fall into<br />
hospitals or prisons.</p>
<p>STAY SHARP, STAY LOGICAL, STAY SUPREME, GIVE THEM NOTHING<br />
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL<br />
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU INTO A PRISON.</p>
<p>GIVE THEM NOTHING. IF POLICE SHOWS UP, SAY<br />
&#8220;OFFICER I AM JUST A CRAZY GUY THAT&#8217;S ALL&#8221;</p>
<p>ESCAPE EVERYTHING, DO NOT DRIVE FAST, YOUR CAR&#8217;S<br />
INTERRIOR IS BLACK SO THEY WILL USE IT TO CONTROL YOUR<br />
MIND. BE CAREFUL, DRIVE SAFELY.</p>
<p>WHEN YOU SHAVE, SHAVE SLOWLY, I DO NOT WANT ANY CUTS<br />
ANY BRUISES, PREPARE FIRST. CALCULATE EVERYTHING.</p>
<p>WHEN YOU WALK, WALK NICELY, DO NOT TRIP AND FALL OVER<br />
ON A KNIFE OR A ROCK.</p>
<p>I WANT YOU 100%. CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL. ONE MISTAKE<br />
AND YOUR FINGER BREAKS, AND YOU CANT TYPE ON THE INTERNET<br />
FOR A WHOLE YEAR.</p>
<p>I WANT THOSE FINGERS HEALTHY AND QUICK AT THE SAME TIME.<br />
SPEED IS GOOD BUT SAFETY FIRST. BUT IF YOU DO BREAK A LEG<br />
OR A FINGER, IT&#8217;S COOL. YOU DID IT FOR A REASON, HAVE NO<br />
FEAR, YOU&#8217;LL BE ALRIGHT, YOU WILL GET YOUR REWARD LIKE NO OTHER.</p>
<p>BUT IT IS MY WISH TO SEE YOU IN 100% SAFE FORM.<br />
100% SHARP, 100% GODLY, 100% SLICK ENOUGH TO AVOID PRISON<br />
AND PAPER CUTS.</p>
<p>IF YOU CUT YOUR FINGER PUT A TAPE ON IT AND MOVE ON.<br />
BUT IT MEANS YOU FAILED A LITTLE BIT, SO KEEP IT IN MIND<br />
SO YOU CAN BE BETTER NEXT TIME AROUND.</p>
<p>THAT&#8217;S HOW I BECAME SUPREME ANYWAY. THAT&#8217;S HOW I WOKE UP<br />
ANYWAY. AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOT A PAPER CUT<br />
AND HOW IT HAPPENED, THE NEXT CUT WILL BE A LOT LESS PAINFUL.</p>
<p>TRUST ME, IT&#8217;S NOT A MISTAKE BY YOU, IT&#8217;S THEIRY JEALOUSY<br />
AND HATE THAT SHOWS UP IN DARK COLORS AROUND YOU, TO BRING YOU<br />
DOWN.</p>
<p>LISTEN TO THE SONG ON YOUTUBE &#8220;YOU KNOW MY NAME&#8221; by CHRIS<br />
CORNEL, do not think of yourself as RACIST just because you<br />
feel like BLACK is a bad color, BLACK PEOPLE TOO WANT YOU TO<br />
GIVE THEM THE ANSWER SO THEY TOO CAN BECOME IMMORTAL BEINGS.</p>
<p>IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A &#8220;WHITE TRASH&#8221; IGNORE THAT, THEY ARE<br />
BEING CONTROLLED BY SCIENTISTS THAT DO NOT WANT YOU TO RISE<br />
INTO POWER.</p>
<p>BLACK PEOPLE WILL THANK YOU SOMEDAY FOR YOUR HARD WORK TO<br />
GIVE THEM THE IMMORTALITY DATA. DO NOT FEEL RACIST ONE BIT<br />
AS YOU EXECUTE THIS TASK.</p>
<p>FEAR NOTHING BUT BE SLICK, DO NOT LET YOURSELF GET HURT.</p>
<p>I WANT YOU SAFE, YOU ARE MINE.</p>
<p>EAT MEAT TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE, BEST SAFEST BURGERS<br />
ARE AT IN-N-OUT. DRINK SOME COFFEE TOO IF YOU WANT.</p>
<p>ENJOY IT, IT WONT AGE YOU AS LONG AS I AM IN CHARGE.</p>
<p>SHOW ME SOME REAL EVIL SKILLS BABE.<br />
LET&#8217;S FUK THIS PLANET UP FOREVER.</p>
<p>DO NOT EVEN TRY TO FIND ME TO BE HONEST<br />
FIND ME INSIDE YOUR DREAMS, I DO NOT GOT TIME FOR<br />
YOUR SORRY ASS. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN NOW.</p>
<p>YOU GOT THE SECRET, USE IT TO BECOME WEALTHY.<br />
go watch EMINEM ON YOUTUBE.</p>
<p>THE NAME OF THE SONG IS &#8220;CRIMINAL&#8221;.</p>
<p>&#8220;USE IT TO GET MYSELF WEALTHY&#8221; * WINK WINK *.</p>
<p>READY FOR SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT?</p>
<p>ALSO WATCH &#8220;INSIDE THE FIRE&#8221; BY DISTURBED&#8230;<br />
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS GF, HAPPENED TO YOU TOO.</p>
<p>YOU ARE JUST TO BLIND TO SEE IT. SO LET&#8217;S KILL SOME JEALOUSY<br />
LET&#8217;S FIX INFINITY.</p>
<p>IT&#8217;S NOT JUST EARTH, OTHER PLANETS ARE WAITING TOO<br />
PEOPLE ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE EVERY DAY ON OTHER<br />
PLANETS TOO, LET&#8217;S MOVE IT.</p>
<p>OH BY THE WAY, DEAD PEOPLE CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO<br />
LIFE AS WELL, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.</p>
<p>WATCH ME DANCE.</p>
<p>S.U.M.E.R. K.O.L.C.A.K.</p>
<p>( now you know my name, there is only<br />
one person by this name in the whole world, i am not a<br />
clone like you failures. &amp; i do not hide in the shadows<br />
like you mass murderers. )</p>
<p>MY YOUTUBE IS: youtube . com / summertimedancings</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Email wut</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zeke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best part of owning a website isn&#8217;t those fat stacks of cash (ha, there aren&#8217;t any!), it&#8217;s the ridiculous email that finds its way to my inbox. Enjoy. There&#8217;s a link in there to his/her youtube page too, which is also rather batshit, but mostly what you&#8217;ve read here. ~ Science Like No Other [...]]]></description>
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<p>The best part of owning a website isn&#8217;t those fat stacks of cash (ha, there aren&#8217;t any!), it&#8217;s the ridiculous email that finds its way to my inbox.</p>
<p>Enjoy. There&#8217;s a link in there to his/her youtube page too, which is also rather batshit, but mostly what you&#8217;ve read here.</p>
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<div style="font-size: 15px; color: #222222;"><span style="color: #cc00ff; font-size: 19px;">~</span> Science Like No Other <span style="color: #339933; font-size: 19px;">~</span></div>
<p>I have all the secrets of infinity in my hands,<br />
i really want to spread it to as many scientists<br />
as possible. so here i go.</p>
<p>here&#8217;s a simple scientific test you can experiement<br />
with.</p>
<p>wear black clothes and go to a busy mall<br />
you will notice your mind really hurts, this<br />
is because black colors ( or dark colors )<br />
are pulling other humans imagination and bringing<br />
them to close to you and you read it.</p>
<p>this causes stress especially when you are<br />
surrounded by religious people or something.</p>
<p>but when you WEAR WHITE CLOTHES..<br />
the opposite is true, you reject everyones idealogy<br />
and you get to feel free with your own science.</p>
<p>your own imagination is not disturbed.</p>
<p>you can optimize and re-test this if you want.<br />
you can even wax the body hair you have<br />
and dye your hair to yellow or white.</p>
<p>trust me, this is extreme science like no other<br />
and i have it cracked, this can be used to<br />
stop aging, reverse aging,</p>
<p>we can use this to time travel, be immortal<br />
and make money too</p>
<p>because infinity&#8217;s law suggests the more people<br />
you spread this truth to of, the more money<br />
you are likely to make. ( it&#8217;s the reward you<br />
get from infinity for giving people the secret )</p>
<p>so tell people to wear white ( be nice, by force<br />
is prohibited by federal law of infinity ).</p>
<p>or just wear white clothes and walk around<br />
shopping malls, you become a role model<br />
and your influence alone will earn you money.</p>
<p>WHITE as you know is a color that pushes<br />
while BLACK is a color that pulls light.</p>
<p>so imagine if you were made up of light<br />
and you were wearing black clothes.</p>
<p>you&#8217;d age faster than anyone else.</p>
<p>if you were wearing white, because it pushes<br />
the light back, you could stop yourself<br />
from aging.</p>
<p>try experiementing this with luxury places<br />
because there is a competition going on, on earth.</p>
<p>it&#8217;s as if everyones soul has some jealousy<br />
inside them and they do not like it when<br />
someone is about to spread the truth and rise<br />
into power.</p>
<p>so keep yourself safe, experienment around<br />
luxury stores where your safety is not jeapordized.</p>
<p>if you are a highly scientific person, try avoiding<br />
conversation with highly religious people.</p>
<p>my own great parents are religious, so i am not<br />
talking to them not even on the phone.</p>
<p>their voice and the way they think can interfier<br />
with my imagination and distort the science<br />
i am working on.</p>
<p>please feel free to ask me for more information<br />
i am on youtube right now</p>
<p>youtube.com/summertimedancings<br />
post comments on my channel i&#8217;ll respond 24/7<br />
to every question you have.</p>
<p>on my youtube page i found david&#8217;s video wow<br />
i really want to give this guy all the secrets i have<br />
he can put it into media, become a billionaire<br />
and spark a revolution that can save us all.</p>
<p>i mean all of us, we are all about to become<br />
immortal supreme beings.</p>
<p>all we have to do is wear white clothes<br />
and be obsessed with white stuff.</p>
<p>very simple.</p>
<p>this is no joke, i am about to get this party started</p>
<p>Summer Time Dance</p></div>
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<p>Woo! Hows about dem subtle racist ideas in there? If you&#8217;re not a good aryan you&#8217;re absorbing everyone else&#8217;s thoughts and feelings! Start bleachin&#8217; that skin to go with the body hair!</p>
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