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I’ve been waiting for eleven years. It was March 2000 when Marvel vs Capcom 2 came out. In the morning, I’ll have the third. But then I have to go to class.

Now why is that such a challenge right now? If I put it in perspective it’s just 5 hours. 6 if I round up. I’ve already waited for 97,000 hours. What’s 5 more looking at it logically?

Well, it’s not enough to stop my primate brain from flipping out, that’s for sure. I’m going to be.as successful getting to sleep as a kid on Christmas eve.

Plum sake is wonderful, at least when you buy a good one that’s made with good extract, and doesn’t say “serve warm.” (In case you didn’t know, if a sake says to serve it warm, the odds are it’s crap.)

Hana-Kohaku plum sake makes me happy today.

Setting up a MUSH in this day and age is hard. Especially for someone who’s codetarded like me. Once in a while I can modify variables, I can even tweak PHP well enough, but creating new code, especially on a base I’m unfamiliar with…PennMUSH is kicking my ass. My usual “learn as I go” techniques may not apply here.

On the other hand, it DOES function on a basic level, and once I start making some rooms, it’ll be playable. Kind of.

So…good start?

This post brought to you by Spider-Man:Reign. If you haven’t read it, don’t. Just know Mary Jane dies of cancer. From Peter’s radioactive semen.

Really.

Spider-jizz, Spider-jizz,

Radioactive Spider-jizz!

Is it green? I don’t know.

But I hear in the dark it glows!

Look out!

Here comes the Spider-jizz!

Because I’ve spent all day doing heavy lifting and haven’t slept in 36 hours or so, I’m starting with a total cop-out! This article was intended to go to a newspaper, it seems someone there thinks video game are just for kids. Therefore this Heavy Rain review was headed for the kids section, which would have likely gotten us sued!

Enjoy!

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The Hollywood Video I used to work at closed today, sadly, thanks to the extreme incompetence and perhaps even deliberately bad decisions of the corporate offices. So, as was our tradition when anyone left, a sign was altered in a nerdy movie joke fashion. This time? Logan’s Run was the source.

All arguments need to have a “with an exception according to the involvement of Batman” clause.

I had someone point out the old “Could a lightsaber cut through Superman” debate to me. A lightsaber is a focused, concentrated plasma beam. Superman has flown through plasma with no issues at all in the past, and despite what some think, the color of a lightsaber has no effect on a blade’s energy. A red saber doesn’t have anything to do with a red sun. In fact, if anything would hurt him, it would likely be a purple lightsaber which uses Hurrikain, a crystal used by Mace Windu that negates armor, or light blue for use of Opilia, which cuts through resistant materials. Superman’s skin could be considered either.

That aside, he’s been hit with all kinds of plasma, and since that’s shown to be a non-issue, the answer becomes “No, no it could not, with a remainder of Batman.” This is because Batman is a technical wizard and damn close to supernatural from raw determination and talent alone. He has the ability to modify a saber most likely, and is known to keep Kryptonite with him just in case Superman starts to get a little too dickish. Kryptonite has a habit of being crystalline, and even when not, Batman would recognize the need for a crystalline form. If he needed to use a lightsaber against Superman, he would simply add a Kryptonian crystal of some sort to the blade, rendering it effective against Superman as the beam itself would carry that Kryptonian electromagnetic radiation (whether that’s an artifact of Krypton or the process that created Kryptonite isn’t something I’m aware of).

So while the lightsaber, normally, wouldn’t be effective, when Batman is involved, it’s going to be. This applies to all arguments, and I shall present more examples later.

For the extra nerdy here-Mr. Terrific would, of course, be able to install the crystal, but his knowledge of the need for it, how to produce it, or to get the resources for it would be the barrier in this case. However, where a Batman modifier fails, a Mr. Terrific one should apply.

With apologies to George Lucas, who I hope never sends me a cease and desist order.

Do your expeditions always result in casualties?

Are you sick of the countless wasted hours spent in an ancient ruins throwing bags of rocks and remote droids down every hall to set off falling celiings, spike pits, shock floors, and who knows what else?

Do you still get injured due to traps that only react to certain conditions that only organics seem to set off?

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And that’s because Admiral Ackbar’s Adventure Assistants come with a quality guarantee! Admiral Ackbar only hires college archaeology students as interns desperately seeking credit who want nothing more than to just go home, just like the Admiral himself at the Battle of Endor. Admiral Ackbar’s Adventure Assistants consider safety to be job one, two, and any other number a Givin can come up with! Forget Calrissian’s Crawlers, that is unless you want a face full of acid and no artifacts to sell off to pay for the expensive reconstructive surgery!

Remember, if it’s not Admiral Ackbar’s Adventure Assistants, it’s a trap!