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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 06:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zeke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the &#8220;this is not news&#8221; category, local Fox affiliate is doing a recap of their favorite videos of the year. Oh, and it&#8217;s with awful clown car music. Nope. Nothing annoying here. No need for the original sound or context of the video at all, let&#8217;s just play some awful circus music and run [...]]]></description>
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<p>In the &#8220;this is not news&#8221; category, local Fox affiliate is doing a recap of their favorite videos of the year. Oh, and it&#8217;s with awful clown car music. Nope. Nothing annoying here. No need for the original sound or context of the video at all, let&#8217;s just play some awful circus music and run the videos at double speed instead. And they did for several minutes. I don&#8217;t know who just put together the video recap footage that aired at 9:45 pm tonight, but I hope they didn&#8217;t get paid for it.</p>
<p>Running all the footage at 2x+ speed is annoying enough, playing awful clown car music just turned it from a bad waste of airtime into the desire to shove pencils in my ears to provide some relief.</p>
<p>Instead, I turned the channel and wrote a complaint letter; I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;ll ever turn back to the local Fox news, for fear of someone deciding to go for a sequel.</p>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden;">Whee, youtube recaps on local news. THIS IS NOT NEWS. Oh, and it&#8217;s with awful clown car</p>
<p>music. Nope. Nothing annoying here. No need for the original sound, let&#8217;s just play some</p>
<p>awful clown music and run the videos at double speed. I AM FILING A COMPLAINT.</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know who just put together the video recap footage that aired at 9:45 on 12/26/10, but I hope they didn&#8217;t get paid for it.</p>
<p>Running all the footage at 2x+ speed is annoying enough, playing awful clown car music just turned it from a bad waste of airtime into the desire to shove pencils in my ears to provide some relief.</p>
<p>Instead, I turned the channel, and I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;ll ever turn it back to the local Fox news, just in case someone decides to go for a sequel</p>
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		<title>Need an excuse to buy a PopCap game?</title>
		<link>http://selfimportantwebsite.com/2010/01/16/need-an-excuse-to-buy-a-popcap-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 08:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zeke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today only (1/16/2010), 100% of your spendings at PopCap games go to Haiti. $20 or less gets you a great game AND does something important with the money. Go on. Buy something.]]></description>
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<p>Today only (1/16/2010), <a href="http://www1.popcap.com/promos/haiti/">100% of your spendings at PopCap games go to Haiti.</a></p>
<p>$20 or less gets you a great game AND does something important with the money. Go on. Buy something.</p>
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