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		<title>Genderqueer: The Great Oppressor</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 15:07:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zeke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, really, according to comments I recently read the GQ community oppresses the cisgendered world (aka, most of us-people whose sex and gender are congruent by birth). Why? Because they get to choose what they are day by day, they&#8217;re more special than the rest of us! As a sexual health specialist (in training, of [...]]]></description>
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<p>No, really, according to comments I recently read the GQ community oppresses the cisgendered world (aka, most of us-people whose sex and gender are congruent by birth). Why? Because they get to choose what they are day by day, they&#8217;re more special than the rest of us!</p>
<p>As a sexual health specialist (in training, of course), I can&#8217;t help but find the very core of all this debate ridiculous. People are born with a sex (<em>mostly</em> binary being a case of X and Y chromosomes), gender (a spectrum, not a binary) develops over time. It doesn&#8217;t even settle in as something that&#8217;s permanent for most people before five or six. Plenty of little boys will say they&#8217;re going to be mommies, little girls daddies, and change their minds later. And for some people it doesn&#8217;t ever become a solid thing. That&#8217;s not a choice someone makes, it&#8217;s who they are. Gender is a fluid concept that stems from inside the individual. The reason for that we can debate infinitely, but at the end of the day it&#8217;s internal and it&#8217;s something that isn&#8217;t chosen, it just is what it is.</p>
<p>Most people are cis, and good for them, they&#8217;ll have a much easier time of it. Some people aren&#8217;t, and those people get the short end of the stick societally &#8211; especially if their sex doesn&#8217;t fit their apparent gender. Intersexuality and gender dysphoria are not readily accepted by most, especially from the cisgender world. In no way does being genderqueer oppress someone cis because they get to &#8220;make a choice&#8221; on their gender, they don&#8217;t have that kind of power. The cisgender world <strong>does</strong> have that kind of power, and it uses it violently. Just as people have been assaulted for sexual orientation they&#8217;ve been assaulted for their gender orientation &#8211; even the medical community has been guilty of many a malpractice related to intersexuality, &#8220;correcting&#8221; genitals that had no actual problems besides being atypical under the guise of mortal danger.</p>
<p>Nobody was ever murdered for being cisgender. That&#8217;s not true for everyone else, and to say the former is oppressed by the latter is an exercise in painful ignorance at the absolute best, silent compliance with the oppression that DOES go on now.</p>
<p>Reframe the argument as &#8220;bisexuals are oppressing straights because by being bisexual they get to make a choice&#8221; and it&#8217;s obvious just how ridiculous it is to everyone who wasn&#8217;t enraged/frightened by Dragon Age II&#8217;s universal love interest system. But because of social ignorance toward gender some people actually think this is an okay argument to make. They still call transgendered folks liars, still attack people who don&#8217;t fit into their binary mold, or even claim to be under attack.</p>
<p>They&#8217;re wrong, and I pray society finally begins to move on. There are cultures who&#8217;ve had third genders for a thousand years now, and yet we can&#8217;t manage to find our way there. But we&#8217;ll be better people for it once we do.</p>
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		<title>Insomnia, you are no match for science.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 17:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zeke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least that&#8217;s my hope. I&#8217;ve taken the steps in an experiment to alter my circadian rhythms in a way I find acceptable, and I&#8217;ve pressed the starvation override button. Upon realizing that I barely ate anything yesterday after noon, and only a lone hot dog at three, I decided to go for the 14 [...]]]></description>
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<p>At least that&#8217;s my hope. I&#8217;ve taken the steps in an experiment to alter my circadian rhythms in a way I find acceptable, and I&#8217;ve pressed the starvation override button. Upon realizing that I barely ate anything yesterday after noon, and only a lone hot dog at three, I decided to go for the 14 hour mark I&#8217;ve heard about. I fell asleep at 5, woke up at midnight hungry. Unfortunately, hungry as I was I had to keep going for a while yet, until 5 am. <em>Trauma Team </em>helped with the distraction at least, and some orange soda kept my stomach in check somewhat.</p>
<p>I ended up falling asleep again around 5 am, which should help. Another five hours of sleep, some good REM in there, and no food. I&#8217;m thinking my body said &#8220;Alright, fuck this, gonna sleep and take my chances when there&#8217;s normally food.&#8221; Now it&#8217;s 10 am, I had a hot dog already, so my system should register, in fact, that being up at that point or slightly earlier means food.</p>
<p>Nobody ever mentioned in any articles I&#8217;ve seen what to do from there, though. Do I eat normally, do I need to eat small bits continuously? I&#8217;m pretty sure small meals throughout the day to keep my metabolism going and reinforce &#8220;There&#8217;s food now.&#8221; And a few hours before bed, cut the supply to see if my body reacts the same way, with &#8220;Okay, nothing now. Wait until morning.&#8221;</p>
<p>Science don&#8217;t fail me now!</p>
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		<title>Email Wut 2:Electric Boogaloo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zeke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well look who&#8217;s back! So fast. This time, I got an email with the subject line &#8220;PLEASE SOMEONE KILL STEVE JOBS.&#8221; Yes, it&#8217;s our batshit friend from before, and a few things I&#8217;m noticing. The name is initialed as STD. Heehee. The switch in tone is so rapid and strange that I can&#8217;t decide if [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well look who&#8217;s back! So fast. This time, I got an email with the subject line &#8220;PLEASE SOMEONE KILL STEVE JOBS.&#8221; Yes, it&#8217;s our batshit friend from before, and a few things I&#8217;m noticing. The name is initialed as STD. Heehee. The switch in tone is so rapid and strange that I can&#8217;t decide if I should call troll on this, or if we&#8217;re talking about the next Timecube. This one is much, MUCH longer than the last one, so I&#8217;ll give you a teaser, and the rest is after the cut.</p>
<blockquote>
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">BRITNEY IS MINE!!!</div>
<p>Dear Scientists,<br />
IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH THIS ORDER<br />
YOU WILL BE KILLED SOON.</p>
<p>You as a scientist bare the responsibility to save<br />
humanity, the code to infinity as been cracked and i<br />
am here to give you the data.</p></blockquote>
<p><span id="more-258"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>
it is now your job to give up on jealousy and start<br />
your mission of experimenting this science, i am unable<br />
to give you the entire data right now because i do not<br />
believe you can handle the truth. i want you all to get<br />
on your feet and start the experiments, as you experiment<br />
you will find the answers on your own, this will make you<br />
a better scientist.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>just remember, if you ignore this article, you should hold<br />
yourself responsible for all the deaths and misery humanity<br />
is going through right now.</p>
<p>every day, people are committing suicide, everyday evil<br />
stuff is happening on earth, you will not deny the truth.</p>
<p>open up your eyes and accept it, i am the one that has cracked<br />
the code, and give up that jealousy within you to become the<br />
one, it is too late now, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE &#8220;ONE&#8221;.</p>
<p>here is the data you need, any color that is not 100% white<br />
is responsible for abusing humanity.</p>
<p>colors do not come from white, that is why they are not white.<br />
they contain darkness inside them, and darkness just like a<br />
black hole pulls imagination and life, making humanity mortal.</p>
<p>wear white clothes dye your hair to white and experiment it.<br />
wear black clothes and experiment it. i want results now<br />
i want them fast.</p>
<p>infact i want you to shave your head and eyebrows and wax<br />
all the body hair on your body including private parts.</p>
<p>anything dark near your body including sun-tan will pull<br />
jealousy from other scientists that do not want you to rise<br />
into power and they will control your mind and imagination.</p>
<p>they will turn you into religious freaks so you can ignore<br />
science so you can ignore truth, they do it so they can be<br />
&#8220;the one&#8221; or &#8220;the two&#8221; in this case now that there can no<br />
longer be &#8220;THE ONE&#8221;.</p>
<p>so ignore everything and only pay attention to me, find me<br />
on youtube find me at places, i will start a site soon.<br />
just find me somehow, i will accept your jealousy too<br />
i can handle it, because i am the most supreme being on<br />
this planet.</p>
<p>using black and white you can create a time machine too.<br />
every time you are wearing black you will notice you are angry<br />
every time you are wearing white you will notice you are happy.</p>
<p>white stops aging, black or any color will speed up aging.</p>
<p>immortality is here, we are all gods, i am sick of suicides<br />
i am sick of jealousy.</p>
<p>imagination of humanity is pulled and you read it when<br />
you wear black colors.</p>
<p>another experiment you can do is, sleep in a completely<br />
white bed, with a white pillow and etc, make sure to<br />
wax legs and etc, you will have a beautiful dream.</p>
<p>you will see me in your dreams if you do it right.<br />
otherwise, you are just another jealous failure in the making.</p>
<p>i&#8217;ve done time travel, i&#8217;ve done reversing aging,<br />
look around you, look at people around you, ones that wear<br />
white clothes will always look more vibrant and younger.</p>
<p>this is because they are able to slow down or even reverse<br />
aging ( YES, THEY ARE TIME TRAVELING in many senses )</p>
<p>the reason why WILL SMITH wears BLACK and yet he is<br />
successfull, the reason why TOM CRUISE wears black and yet<br />
he is successful, is because they wear WHITE UNDERSHIRT<br />
and WHITE UNDERPANTS.</p>
<p>so, get the facts right, when you judge people make sure<br />
you know what they are wearing underneath those dark suits.<br />
those black suits.</p>
<p>if you got questions on how to do time travel, ask me on<br />
youtube, i will give you the data.</p>
<p>there is a reason why earth is going worse and worse<br />
because scientists just wont accept the fact that code to<br />
infinity has been cracked, they have been banning me from<br />
science forums and everywhere, their jealousy has already<br />
resulted in many deaths around the world.</p>
<p>they are just to ignorant to accept the truth and start<br />
their mission to save humanity.</p>
<p>one way or another i am going to ensure we turn into<br />
immortal beings soon, yes there will still be suicides<br />
around the world everyday, we can&#8217;t stop it, but we have<br />
to move fast to stop it.</p>
<p>failure to comply with my orders in a serious manner will<br />
mean you are responsible for all the misery that is going<br />
on on this planet as well as on other planets.</p>
<p>now use this data, if i give you any more, you will hate me<br />
later, i want only the best scientists to rise into power<br />
and save this planet.</p>
<p>everyone else, go to hell, your jealousy is not going to<br />
get you anywhere in life, you are the reason people are<br />
committing suicide everyday. every hour, every minute.</p>
<p>Rise or Die like the rest.</p>
<p>If you fail to rise, i will push it. you will not escape me.</p>
<p>if you are not a scientist, copy &amp; paste this to scientists<br />
to have your own ass saved by them.</p>
<p>ever seen the movie &#8221; THE DAY EARTH STOOD STILL&#8221;<br />
coming soon, to a planet near you.</p>
<p>tell those suicidal ass-holes to hang on a little bit more<br />
if you can, go on suicide forums and tell them to stop it.</p>
<p>in a few months i will get this party started like no other<br />
and we&#8217;ll stop death, illnesses, aging, everything.</p>
<p>all the misery will be over. TRUE INFINITY IS COMING.<br />
fuk this nonsense hell-ride.</p>
<p>If you are wondering what those 2012 &#8220;dooms day&#8221; rumors<br />
are all about, duh, it is me taking over this planet, and jealousy<br />
will die forever.</p>
<p>NEW WORLD ORDER BITCHES, weather you like it or not<br />
it ain&#8217;t gonna stop.</p>
<p>jealous scientists are terrified, they see me in their dreams<br />
but decent people love me. time to kill some jealousy</p>
<p>let&#8217;s do it. call me a TERRORIST MASTERMIND if you want to.<br />
because that&#8217;s who i am.</p>
<p>IF YOU ARE A BIG SCIENTIST, you will see CROWS<br />
around your window everytime you are not coming to me.</p>
<p>they will try to wake you up with their loud noise.</p>
<p>i will not accept jealousy. WAKE UP AND COME TO THE ONE.<br />
THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE DATA.</p>
<p>YOU WILL ALSO HAVE NIGHTMARES IN YOUR SLEEP<br />
IF YOU DENY ME.</p>
<p>YOU DO NOT DENY ME.</p>
<p>if you are a forum owner and you delete or suspend me,<br />
you are responsible for not letting me wake up scientists.</p>
<p>you are a mass murderer.</p>
<p>if you do not spread this data to others.. you are a mass<br />
murderer.</p>
<p>truth stands as TRUTH.</p>
<p>have no fear, but remember, even your own parents will<br />
be used against you as you try to execute this mission.</p>
<p>you will notice phone calls, parents trying to talk to<br />
you, etc, because imagination of jealous scientists out there<br />
is controlling them and using them to delay your mission</p>
<p>using them to control you so you can not become &#8220;THE TWO&#8221;<br />
or &#8220;THE THREE&#8221;</p>
<p>spread the truth and watch the money roll in like butter.<br />
it gets better and better. do not worry about money at all.<br />
i&#8217;ll give it to you, billions, whatever.</p>
<p>but they will try to leave you broke so you can&#8217;t execute<br />
if you got $10 left in your bank account, use it wisely<br />
or just use the internet forums, cheap and free way to<br />
spread the truth.</p>
<p>right now i am broke, i almost committed suicide many<br />
times, they were controlling my imagination, but it&#8217;s too<br />
late now, the code is cracked.</p>
<p>do not have any fear, i am on your side 100%, if you<br />
have some jealousy in you, ignore it to the best you<br />
can, it&#8217;s not real you, it&#8217;s them trying to make you<br />
feel jealous. it&#8217;s the dark colors around you sucking<br />
up your imagination so you can start feeling jealous<br />
and start feeling hateful.</p>
<p>put a white paper on them and your imagination will<br />
SKYROCKET.</p>
<p>i call the shots, have no fear at all. get rid of<br />
anything that is not 100% white. do not deny<br />
yourself sunlight, just try not getting sun-burned is all.</p>
<p>sun-light will ensure you stay healthy and sharp<br />
as you execute this mission.</p>
<p>get naked get some sunlight, when going outside<br />
be careful, do not make eye contact with jealous losers<br />
do not wear anything black.</p>
<p>wear a white hat on top of your shaved head.<br />
do not give a fuk about anyone&#8217;s voice, do not listen<br />
to them, do not get excited, do not give into temptation</p>
<p>you have a true love out there somewhere that wants you.<br />
you will find the right one if you just follow my orders.</p>
<p>I CALL THE SHOTS, FIND ME, ASK ME WHAT IS GOING ON.<br />
i&#8217;ll turn you into &#8220;THE TWO&#8221; or &#8220;THE THREE&#8221; have no fear.</p>
<p>stay away from cheap stores, only go to luxury places<br />
even if there is no parking left.</p>
<p>be careful even with luxury places, those rich dudes<br />
are jealous as well. try not saying &#8220;hi&#8221; to anyone<br />
try not breahing the same air people are breathing.</p>
<p>get a nice air purifier for your room.<br />
take a nice showever once in a while</p>
<p>make sure your room&#8217;s walls are white, if they are not<br />
white, either paint it or stick some white papers on it.</p>
<p>YOU DO WHAT I SAY, FIND ME FOR MORE DATA.<br />
even if you are BROKE, find me. i will spark you.</p>
<p>if you do it right, you will never go broke, you&#8217;ll<br />
just keep getting more and more money from places.</p>
<p>do not smell the money too much, everything contains<br />
imagination from sickness and jealousy.</p>
<p>do these things and i promise you will find your true<br />
love.</p>
<p>do not be one of those people that get married just<br />
so they can be seen as &#8220;hey look i am not a perver.t&#8221;</p>
<p>give up on marriage until you know the right one<br />
through this code i will give you.</p>
<p>maybe the one you want is already married and screwed<br />
with, do not worry, time travel is possible it can be<br />
fixed and modified until you are satisfied 100%.</p>
<p>EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. GIVE UP ON FEARS, I WANT ZERO<br />
FEARS. UNDERSTAND?</p>
<p>jealousy is controlling everything through anything that<br />
is not 100% white, including clothes, items in the house.<br />
hair on your body, and even your eye lashes.</p>
<p>IF YOU FEEL DEPRESSED, GET NAKED IN YOUR ROOM GET<br />
SOME SUNLIGHT, WALK NAKED IN YOUR ROOM, YOU WILL BE<br />
INJECTED WITH IMAGINATION AND DATA YOU NEED TO EXECUTE<br />
YOUR MISSION.</p>
<p>OBEY NO-ONE, COMPLY WITH NOTHING, CHALLENGE EVERYTHING.<br />
SICK THOUGHTS WILL POP UP IN YOUR MIND, IGNORE THEM.</p>
<p>YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, THAT&#8217;S ALL THAT MATTERS.<br />
YOU ARE A GOD IN THE MAKING.</p>
<p>THOSE RANDOM SICK THOUGHTS COME FROM THEM, THE JEALOUS<br />
LOSERS. THEY TRY TO STOP YOU.</p>
<p>IF YOU CAN NOT HANDLE THE SICKNESS INSIDE YOUR MIND<br />
GO ON YOUTUBE LISTEN TO SOME SICK MUSIC, BY EMINEM OR<br />
SOMETHING, ANYTHING IS FINE.</p>
<p>IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY STRESSED, JACK OFF TO PORN<br />
DO NOT LET THEM TURN YOU INTO RETARDS.</p>
<p>YOU WILL JERK OFF, I WANT THAT PRESSURE TO GO AWAY<br />
SO YOU CAN WORK AND SPREAD THE TRUTH.</p>
<p>THE TRUTH IS AS SIMPLE AS &#8220;WHITE STOPS AND REVERES<br />
AGING AND MAKES US IMMORTAL&#8221; I WILL EXPAND ON IT<br />
LATER.</p>
<p>NEVER GIVE UP ON WHITE, STRESS SHOWS UP BECAUSE YOU<br />
DO NOT HAVE WHITE AROUND YOU. WITH EHOUGH WHITE<br />
IN YOUR ROOM AND ENOUGH SUNLIGHT OR ANY LIGHT..</p>
<p>YOU CAN STOP THAT STRESS. THAT BUILDS UP AND TRIES<br />
TO TURN YOU AGAINST ME.  SO YOU CAN FAIL.</p>
<p>on youtube listen to songs such as..</p>
<p>DIG UP HER BONES by MISFITS<br />
and SERIAL KILLER by SLASH&#8217;S SNAKESPIT</p>
<p>these will eliminate the stress. CALL YOURSELF A<br />
&#8220;TERRORIST MASTERMIND&#8221;</p>
<p>you become the TERRORIST MASTERMIND that KILLS<br />
IGNORANCE and SICKNESS that exists on this planet.</p>
<p>i am looking for those that do not fear calling themselves<br />
TERRORIST MASTERMINDS.</p>
<p>whatever you do, do not go over the top, i do not<br />
want to see you in prison, USE LOGIC to escape the loopholes<br />
that exists on this planet. do not let yourself fall into<br />
hospitals or prisons.</p>
<p>STAY SHARP, STAY LOGICAL, STAY SUPREME, GIVE THEM NOTHING<br />
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL<br />
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU INTO A PRISON.</p>
<p>GIVE THEM NOTHING. IF POLICE SHOWS UP, SAY<br />
&#8220;OFFICER I AM JUST A CRAZY GUY THAT&#8217;S ALL&#8221;</p>
<p>ESCAPE EVERYTHING, DO NOT DRIVE FAST, YOUR CAR&#8217;S<br />
INTERRIOR IS BLACK SO THEY WILL USE IT TO CONTROL YOUR<br />
MIND. BE CAREFUL, DRIVE SAFELY.</p>
<p>WHEN YOU SHAVE, SHAVE SLOWLY, I DO NOT WANT ANY CUTS<br />
ANY BRUISES, PREPARE FIRST. CALCULATE EVERYTHING.</p>
<p>WHEN YOU WALK, WALK NICELY, DO NOT TRIP AND FALL OVER<br />
ON A KNIFE OR A ROCK.</p>
<p>I WANT YOU 100%. CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL. ONE MISTAKE<br />
AND YOUR FINGER BREAKS, AND YOU CANT TYPE ON THE INTERNET<br />
FOR A WHOLE YEAR.</p>
<p>I WANT THOSE FINGERS HEALTHY AND QUICK AT THE SAME TIME.<br />
SPEED IS GOOD BUT SAFETY FIRST. BUT IF YOU DO BREAK A LEG<br />
OR A FINGER, IT&#8217;S COOL. YOU DID IT FOR A REASON, HAVE NO<br />
FEAR, YOU&#8217;LL BE ALRIGHT, YOU WILL GET YOUR REWARD LIKE NO OTHER.</p>
<p>BUT IT IS MY WISH TO SEE YOU IN 100% SAFE FORM.<br />
100% SHARP, 100% GODLY, 100% SLICK ENOUGH TO AVOID PRISON<br />
AND PAPER CUTS.</p>
<p>IF YOU CUT YOUR FINGER PUT A TAPE ON IT AND MOVE ON.<br />
BUT IT MEANS YOU FAILED A LITTLE BIT, SO KEEP IT IN MIND<br />
SO YOU CAN BE BETTER NEXT TIME AROUND.</p>
<p>THAT&#8217;S HOW I BECAME SUPREME ANYWAY. THAT&#8217;S HOW I WOKE UP<br />
ANYWAY. AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOT A PAPER CUT<br />
AND HOW IT HAPPENED, THE NEXT CUT WILL BE A LOT LESS PAINFUL.</p>
<p>TRUST ME, IT&#8217;S NOT A MISTAKE BY YOU, IT&#8217;S THEIRY JEALOUSY<br />
AND HATE THAT SHOWS UP IN DARK COLORS AROUND YOU, TO BRING YOU<br />
DOWN.</p>
<p>LISTEN TO THE SONG ON YOUTUBE &#8220;YOU KNOW MY NAME&#8221; by CHRIS<br />
CORNEL, do not think of yourself as RACIST just because you<br />
feel like BLACK is a bad color, BLACK PEOPLE TOO WANT YOU TO<br />
GIVE THEM THE ANSWER SO THEY TOO CAN BECOME IMMORTAL BEINGS.</p>
<p>IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A &#8220;WHITE TRASH&#8221; IGNORE THAT, THEY ARE<br />
BEING CONTROLLED BY SCIENTISTS THAT DO NOT WANT YOU TO RISE<br />
INTO POWER.</p>
<p>BLACK PEOPLE WILL THANK YOU SOMEDAY FOR YOUR HARD WORK TO<br />
GIVE THEM THE IMMORTALITY DATA. DO NOT FEEL RACIST ONE BIT<br />
AS YOU EXECUTE THIS TASK.</p>
<p>FEAR NOTHING BUT BE SLICK, DO NOT LET YOURSELF GET HURT.</p>
<p>I WANT YOU SAFE, YOU ARE MINE.</p>
<p>EAT MEAT TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE, BEST SAFEST BURGERS<br />
ARE AT IN-N-OUT. DRINK SOME COFFEE TOO IF YOU WANT.</p>
<p>ENJOY IT, IT WONT AGE YOU AS LONG AS I AM IN CHARGE.</p>
<p>SHOW ME SOME REAL EVIL SKILLS BABE.<br />
LET&#8217;S FUK THIS PLANET UP FOREVER.</p>
<p>DO NOT EVEN TRY TO FIND ME TO BE HONEST<br />
FIND ME INSIDE YOUR DREAMS, I DO NOT GOT TIME FOR<br />
YOUR SORRY ASS. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN NOW.</p>
<p>YOU GOT THE SECRET, USE IT TO BECOME WEALTHY.<br />
go watch EMINEM ON YOUTUBE.</p>
<p>THE NAME OF THE SONG IS &#8220;CRIMINAL&#8221;.</p>
<p>&#8220;USE IT TO GET MYSELF WEALTHY&#8221; * WINK WINK *.</p>
<p>READY FOR SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT?</p>
<p>ALSO WATCH &#8220;INSIDE THE FIRE&#8221; BY DISTURBED&#8230;<br />
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS GF, HAPPENED TO YOU TOO.</p>
<p>YOU ARE JUST TO BLIND TO SEE IT. SO LET&#8217;S KILL SOME JEALOUSY<br />
LET&#8217;S FIX INFINITY.</p>
<p>IT&#8217;S NOT JUST EARTH, OTHER PLANETS ARE WAITING TOO<br />
PEOPLE ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE EVERY DAY ON OTHER<br />
PLANETS TOO, LET&#8217;S MOVE IT.</p>
<p>OH BY THE WAY, DEAD PEOPLE CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO<br />
LIFE AS WELL, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.</p>
<p>WATCH ME DANCE.</p>
<p>S.U.M.E.R. K.O.L.C.A.K.</p>
<p>( now you know my name, there is only<br />
one person by this name in the whole world, i am not a<br />
clone like you failures. &amp; i do not hide in the shadows<br />
like you mass murderers. )</p>
<p>MY YOUTUBE IS: youtube . com / summertimedancings</p></blockquote>
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		<dc:creator>Zeke</dc:creator>
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<p>The best part of owning a website isn&#8217;t those fat stacks of cash (ha, there aren&#8217;t any!), it&#8217;s the ridiculous email that finds its way to my inbox.</p>
<p>Enjoy. There&#8217;s a link in there to his/her youtube page too, which is also rather batshit, but mostly what you&#8217;ve read here.</p>
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<div style="font-size: 15px; color: #222222;"><span style="color: #cc00ff; font-size: 19px;">~</span> Science Like No Other <span style="color: #339933; font-size: 19px;">~</span></div>
<p>I have all the secrets of infinity in my hands,<br />
i really want to spread it to as many scientists<br />
as possible. so here i go.</p>
<p>here&#8217;s a simple scientific test you can experiement<br />
with.</p>
<p>wear black clothes and go to a busy mall<br />
you will notice your mind really hurts, this<br />
is because black colors ( or dark colors )<br />
are pulling other humans imagination and bringing<br />
them to close to you and you read it.</p>
<p>this causes stress especially when you are<br />
surrounded by religious people or something.</p>
<p>but when you WEAR WHITE CLOTHES..<br />
the opposite is true, you reject everyones idealogy<br />
and you get to feel free with your own science.</p>
<p>your own imagination is not disturbed.</p>
<p>you can optimize and re-test this if you want.<br />
you can even wax the body hair you have<br />
and dye your hair to yellow or white.</p>
<p>trust me, this is extreme science like no other<br />
and i have it cracked, this can be used to<br />
stop aging, reverse aging,</p>
<p>we can use this to time travel, be immortal<br />
and make money too</p>
<p>because infinity&#8217;s law suggests the more people<br />
you spread this truth to of, the more money<br />
you are likely to make. ( it&#8217;s the reward you<br />
get from infinity for giving people the secret )</p>
<p>so tell people to wear white ( be nice, by force<br />
is prohibited by federal law of infinity ).</p>
<p>or just wear white clothes and walk around<br />
shopping malls, you become a role model<br />
and your influence alone will earn you money.</p>
<p>WHITE as you know is a color that pushes<br />
while BLACK is a color that pulls light.</p>
<p>so imagine if you were made up of light<br />
and you were wearing black clothes.</p>
<p>you&#8217;d age faster than anyone else.</p>
<p>if you were wearing white, because it pushes<br />
the light back, you could stop yourself<br />
from aging.</p>
<p>try experiementing this with luxury places<br />
because there is a competition going on, on earth.</p>
<p>it&#8217;s as if everyones soul has some jealousy<br />
inside them and they do not like it when<br />
someone is about to spread the truth and rise<br />
into power.</p>
<p>so keep yourself safe, experienment around<br />
luxury stores where your safety is not jeapordized.</p>
<p>if you are a highly scientific person, try avoiding<br />
conversation with highly religious people.</p>
<p>my own great parents are religious, so i am not<br />
talking to them not even on the phone.</p>
<p>their voice and the way they think can interfier<br />
with my imagination and distort the science<br />
i am working on.</p>
<p>please feel free to ask me for more information<br />
i am on youtube right now</p>
<p>youtube.com/summertimedancings<br />
post comments on my channel i&#8217;ll respond 24/7<br />
to every question you have.</p>
<p>on my youtube page i found david&#8217;s video wow<br />
i really want to give this guy all the secrets i have<br />
he can put it into media, become a billionaire<br />
and spark a revolution that can save us all.</p>
<p>i mean all of us, we are all about to become<br />
immortal supreme beings.</p>
<p>all we have to do is wear white clothes<br />
and be obsessed with white stuff.</p>
<p>very simple.</p>
<p>this is no joke, i am about to get this party started</p>
<p>Summer Time Dance</p></div>
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<p>Woo! Hows about dem subtle racist ideas in there? If you&#8217;re not a good aryan you&#8217;re absorbing everyone else&#8217;s thoughts and feelings! Start bleachin&#8217; that skin to go with the body hair!</p>
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