Do you think necrophiliacs ever have relationship issues? Does the man get annoyed when “How was your day?” goes ignored for once? Yes, I’m assuming the necrophiliac is a male because 99% of those engaged in paraphilias are men.
Warning-Please don’t read this. Really. It’s horrible. I’m an awful person and I blame sexology classes for it. But it is funny.
I’m pretty sure dead girls suck at cuddling. I’m also pretty sure sex is always going to be in the same position, which must get boring. But they must argue too, right?
“Well I don’t KNOW if it’s any good for you if you won’t speak up! Look, I love you, I want to make you happy. Stop giving me the silent treatment, you can’t be mad at me if you never react!”
She, of course, says nothing.
“Well I’m sorry if you’re embarrassed but you have to say something. I don’t know if that’s labial engorgement or post-mortem bruising! Why are you ignoring me?”
End me being a terrible, terrible person. At least for this entry.
Do you remember that warning about nightmares? This is what it was, and I fear that it’s inevitable. For your own sanity, don’t read this. I’m tempted to take a Dremel to my subconscious for it. I’m serious. It’s really “What the FUCK?” bad. Just think, as bad as it seems reading it, imagine having witnessed it in your brainspaces. I did. My occipital lobe was working overtime on this one.
I have seen the end of the world. It was brought about by the internet. Both the vision and the events. Well, maybe. The events bound to happen, the internet just facilitates.
Reborn dolls, newborn sized, play a factor, by the way. But you probably knew that. And the good folks at BME. Or maybe the unbirthing fetishists.
Oh, and so is synthetic oxytocin. Some of you already see where this is going. And for those of you that don’t, this (the reborn doll) is going into a uterus for some reason. I don’t quite know why, but I know what happens.
It will be someone who wants to be pregnant forever, possibly, as a body modification. Or just loved the feeling so much they’ll try to trick their body into thinking it is. They might just want to give birth to their reborn doll to make it more real or just carry it forever, particularly if it’s a replacement for a lost child, or a tragic case of infertility leading into full blown fucking madness. It could even be a man making an extreme mod who wants to look pregnant who finds a doctor willing to do it just so it doesn’t turn into a back alley thing. And maybe it’s one of the unbirthing fetish crowd, keeping a representation of their favorite character up there, or maybe a former lover, or even employer.
For nine months (maybe more, maybe less, of course, but let’s estimate the natural level) someone will have a saline pouch inserted into her uterus. Much like the ones used for skin grafting placed under the skin, this one will have be reasonably easy to access. The implanter (enabler?) will probably just leave the intake tubing hanging down through the os to make it really, really easy to access, though cervical dilators and a long syringe are possible I suppose. There might be hormone therapy, constant doses of progesterone, just to facilitate that “there’s a pregnancy going on!” response in the body.
On a regular enough basis, water will be added until the uterus is stretched enough for the doll, at which point the pouch will be drained, oxytocin administered, and birthing induced. This COULD be done by cesarean, certainly, but what doctor would do it? Well, I guess the same one willing to do this, if there even is one. With a not so gentle push, lubrication, and effort, the reborn doll, newborn or premie sized I can only presume, will be shoved up and in.
I’m assuming headfirst followed by external cephalic rotation. Feet first would be a shockingly painful reverse breech I imagine and could involve tremendous amounts of cervical tearing. And the other way just means a breach on the way out if there’s a return trip, though no risk of an umbilical cord prolapse at least. Just rippin’ and tearin’.
I don’t know how long the actual “pregnancy” will last. Someone may keep it in there forever, someone nine months, someone may push right back out, simulation complete, particularly if the implantation was done via c-section.
What I do know is this. It will happen. It could be Octomom who does it. And whatever comes out of that vagina, be it by induced labor or by clawing its way out of a corpse after this person falls dead is going to be the vessel of Y’golonac. That part wasn’t in the dream, but really, what else COULD happen? I’m sure some of you insist on Cthulhu, but really, and that’s not his style, he’s not into possessing avatars anyway.