Companies that exclusively register domains to try and sell to someone for $2000 should have both their servers and executives drawn and quartered.

I’ve probably posted a similar idea before. I was reminded of it tonight. Still applies.

I just realized the exact moment CNN became unbearable.

It was the very second an executive uttered the phrase “You know what would bring in ratings? Putting one of those myface crawls on the bottom. People love to hear themselves talk. If the ratings get a boost give it a whole show.”

It just hit me, but I think Rush Limbaugh has no idea how birth control works. He seems to think you take a pill or get a shot for every sexual encounter, judging by his statement “[Fluke]‘s having so much sex she can’t afford her own birth control pills.”

Does he think the birth control pill is like Viagra? I know he judges most things through the lens of Oxycontin, but you don’t grind up and snort a handful of progesterone pills whenever you have sex, you just take one daily.

In world world is this acceptable? We’re trying to make some god damn progress here, and GameStop is trying to reinforce “Whatever you sad nerd, girls don’t like video games, they like flowers and kittens and if they DID play games it’d be Barbie Horse Adventures I bet.”

Women do play games, the men who play games want more women to play games, and maybe GameStop should stop pandering to the crowd that makes women mute their microphones when they get on Xbox Live.

I think this is actually my final “You know what? Fuck GameStop” catalyst. Turns out shitty customer support and being a glorified pawn shop didn’t quite do what misogyny does.

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Maricopa Community Colleges are banning tobacco from campuses effective July 2012. Nicfits to begin immediately, philosophy department to shut down in August.

Sometimes I feel my tenuous grasp on being a heterosexual male slipping. My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic isn’t helping.

I can spend 2500 reward points and get 25 dollars of credit on my card. I can spend 3500 points and get a $25 gift certificate to Amazon.com. Or I can buy 500 points for fifteen dollars, which I can then exchange for 5 dollars in credit!

What the fuck kind of racket is this?!

Everything about it is unforgivable. EVERYTHING. Misused malformed ellipses, random tildes like an AOL user’s screen name, and blinking size five red comic sans, truly the cardinal sins.

Also…window replacement spam? Really?

~~You could find..window replacement services..near you~~

So, Cena announced Bin Laden’s death duringa WWE pay-per-view special. I have two questions. Why not Undertaker? If because it would seem like a bit gone too far and lose the audience, which I could see, why the hell didn’t anyone call up Sergeant Slaughter?!

“use ur brain. keep ur body healthy. b drug free.”

So says hiv.drugabuse.gov, in a commercial that just linked getting high with catching THE AIDS.

Anyone typing “ur” as a word isn’t using their brain to begin with. Acceptable casualty.